Dear Beyoncé,
I know you haven't written back to any of my letters about us getting together over mojitos and karaoke, but I wanted to say I love your new Tumblr all the same. I'm not sure how you fit it in what with the mammoth singing career, new baby, perfume and fashion empire and finding time to jump off yachts but I for one am glad you do. Because it's pure voyeuristic heaven!
Kindest and fondest regards,
Emma.
PS. Did you get the card I sent you on International Friendship Day? The one with the 4"x6" photo of me attached?
PPS. These are some of my favourite pics from your aforementioned Tumblr/blog/photo album... okay, bye. 
It's good, right? Want to see more don't you? Just get ye over to beyonce.tumblr.com.
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Emma Markezic
Emma is an author and columnist – she writes about style, sex and everything in between, all while moonlighting as a stand-up comedian. She's funny.
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